Anonymous:
can we watch shark boy and lava girl together and make gingerbread cookies and eat candy canes and cuddle and pick out cats to love forever and go shopping all day and take a train to Boston and eat froot loops for bfast lunch ad dinna and then watch fireworks and find constellations

sounds like the perfect day too me (:

Anonymous:
what would you do if we were getting hot and heavy in your car and I kicked you out and drove away

no girls allowed in the mazda, just me and elanore

Anonymous:
wanna get pizza and fuck?

pizza after, we will need to replenish the carbs

Anonymous:
what would you do if we were getting hot and heavy and I pulled your hair

slap the shit out of you

Anonymous:
so there's this guy I like but I think he's gay what do I do? :/

find out if he is

Anonymous:
me you Janet brown

me and janet brown? yes you can watch

Anonymous:
what if I never shaved anything like didnt even own a razor

i dont either so thats not a problem

Anonymous:
will you grow old with me and live on the beach with me and my ten cats?

ew